June 21st, 2023

Tried buying a steak knife on eBay and worried they've put me on some government blacklist

June 20th, 2023

Remembered the time I was forced to go wakeboarding as a child and cried for 25 minutes during a massage today.

June 19th, 2023

The cashier I've got a crush on is back at the Five Guys again. I'm really worried they're starting to catch on that I don't really like the vegetarian options at their restaurant, and that will make them think less of me.